DeepSeek has serious security issues
Published in News


Might not be the OpenAI killer predicted

The Chinese artificial intelligence (AI) outfit DeepSeek might not be a quick and dirty OpenAI killer after all.

Microsoft reports strong Q2 earnings
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Wall Street worried about Azure

Software King of the World Microsoft has released its financial results for the second quarter of the fiscal year. The company exceeded analyst expectations in key metrics despite a slowdown in cloud revenue growth.

Musk admits Tesla must replace HW3 self-driving computers
Published in Transportation


Not sure when or how

Swasticar maker CEO Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has finally conceded that the company must replace its HW3 self-driving computers in some of its cars, raising further questions about the company’s long-standing claims regarding its vehicles’ autonomy potential.

Nvidia RTX 5090 and 5080 launch marred by supply shortages
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Scalpers cashing in

Significant stock shortages will mar the launch of Nvidia’s high-end RTX 5090 and RTX 5080 graphics cards.

AMD’s FSR 4 exclusivity concerns older GPU owners
Published in Graphics


They will not get the latest performance enhancements

AMD has confirmed that its upcoming FidelityFX Super Resolution 4 (FSR 4) upscaling technology will be exclusive to RDNA 4 GPUs, potentially leaving owners of older graphics cards without access to the latest performance enhancements.

Apple-designed chips are a hacker’s joy
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SLAP and FLOP

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s overhyped homemade chips contain two “features” that allow hackers to access credit card information, locations, and other sensitive data from the Chrome and Safari browsers as they visit sites such as iCloud Calendar, Google Maps, and Proton Mail.

Meanie EU is punishing us for being clever moans Google
Published in Mobiles


Nothing to do with being an evil monopoly

Search engine outfit Google has moaned to Europe’s top court that the big mean European Commission was punishing it for being innovative.

UK cloud services market not working
Published in Cloud


Not enough competition, says CMA

The Competition and Markets Authority (CMA) has concluded that competition in the UK cloud services market is not working as effectively as it should, potentially costing UK businesses hundreds of millions of pounds annually.

Garmin smartwatches borked
Published in IoT


Timeless boot screen

Garmin smartwatch users are complaining that their watches are stuck in a never-ending boot screen featuring a so-called “blue triangle of death.”

NASDAQ shares rise again
Published in News


Market realises it made an expensive mistake

The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.