Garmin smartwatches borked
Timeless boot screen
Garmin smartwatch users are complaining that their watches are stuck in a never-ending boot screen featuring a so-called “blue triangle of death.”
NASDAQ shares rise again
Market realises it made an expensive mistake
The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.
AI can now breed
Boffins at Fudan University has created large language models (LLMs) which can replicate themselves autonomously during trials.
VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power
Things might not be so sweet for Tech oligarchs under Trump
Despite much brownnosing and cash handed over to Donald Trump, it seems that things might not go so well for the Big Tech oligarchs during this third term.
Facebook censors Linux topics
Right wing good, open sauce bad
Social notworking site Facebook is censoring posts mentioning Linux-related topics, according to Linux news and discussion site DistroWatch.
Council flogs off assets to fund Oracle project
Getting rather expensive
West Sussex County Council is selling $31 million of capital assets to fund an Oracle-based transformation project, which has caused a cost overrun of biblical proportions.
Infineon unveils optimised eSIM for consumer gear
Claims it is the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM
Infineon Technologies has claimed to have created the world's smallest GSMA-compliant eSIM solution.
Wall Street melts down over Chinese AI upstart
Hardware share prices crash
In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.
Nvidia GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards are nearly here
Newegg has them listed
Nvidia's flagship GeForce RTX 5090 and 5080 cards will be available on 30 January at 6 am.
iPhone has a new broken alarm feature
Claims to be on it
Members of the Apple fruity cargo cult are incandescent with rage after the alarms on their shiny toys stop working. This means that many of them are sleeping and missing work.