
Apple’s smart home is not that clever
Caused by Siri delays
The Fruity Cargo Cult has once again fumbled its smart home hub plans, thanks to its much-hyped but perpetually underwhelming Siri upgrade running into delays.

Geforce RTX 5060 Ti and RTX 5060
According to the latest rumors, it appears that Nvidia could announce its Geforce RTX 5060 series next week, most likely on March 13th. The information comes from Nvidia AIC partners, and we could see RTX 5060 Ti in both 8GB and 16GB versions and the RTX 5060 with 8GB of VRAM.

Zombie camera army breaking the internet
30,000 hijacked security cameras stitched into wrecking ball
A swarm of zombified security cameras has unleashed the biggest cyber onslaught ever recorded, battering the internet with a tidal wave of digital garbage.

US congress calls for Chinese routers to be banned
Including TP-Link
A US congressional committee has warned Americans to chuck-out their Chinese-made routers, particularly those from TP-Link.

UK deletes encryption advice from website
It does seem a bit hypocritical
The UK government has quietly binned its encryption advice just weeks after demanding a backdoor into the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s iCloud storage.

Brother denies having a dose of the HPs
We don’t block third party ink
Brother has denied claims that its firmware updates are sneakily sabotaging printers using third-party cartridges after repair guru Louis Rossman's viral YouTube rant stirred the interwebs.

Trump gives chum Musk a ton of broadband contracts
$10 billion to $20 billion
Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s administration is giving the boot to fibre internet preferences in the $42.45 billion Broadband Equity, Access, and Deployment (BEAD) programme, a move that will conveniently funnel more cash into Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s Starlink.

Intel can’t get rid of TSMC addiction
Needs help
Troubled Chipzilla has admitted that despite its best efforts, it will still rely on TSMC’s services even as its much-hyped 18A process gets off the ground.

AI models start cheating at chess
Nuclear war is next
It turns out that AI models are not content with regurgitating human knowledge—they’re also picking up on our worst habits.

Starlink wants a pizza Italy’s spectrum
Musk feels a closeness with Italy
Elon [Roman salute] Musk's Starlink is battling for access to key E-band frequencies in Italy as the space-based internet giant seeks to cement its dominance across Europe.