Offers millions to the first to break it
The Tame Apple Press has wet itself as their favourite company has released a security system for iOS 16, iPadOS 16, and macOS Ventura which it claims will protect high profile targets from government style attacks.
EU signs off on tech giant regulation
Enforcement might be impossible
EU lawmakers gave the thumbs up to landmark rules to rein in tech giants such as Alphabet unit Google, Amazon, Apple, Facebook and Microsoft, but enforcement could be hampered by regulators' limited resources.
Apple squeezes more cash out of iPhone cash cow
Pull the udder one new chips only going to be for top of the range machines
Fruity cargo cult Apple has worked out that the best way to squeeze more cash from its dying iPhone cash cow is to drive users to pricy flagship models.
MacBook Pro 2022 is pointless
Apple's tame reviewers confused
We feel sorry for the Tame Apple Press at times. There are some days when keeping the reality distortion field going requires so much mental effort and it is probably easier just to wake up and see the truth.
US Supreme Court protects Big Tech
Federal government moves to protect consumers unconsitutional
The US Supremes might be making a move to protect Big Tech from efforts made by the federal government to restrain their power.
Apple moral voice pleads guilty to immorality
Who would have thunk it
The person who Apple appointed to lecture its staff on the dangers of insider trading has admitted six counts of insider trading.
Apple wants people to buy its old Apple TVs
Offering a “discount”
Fruity cargo cult Apple has so many Apple TV boxes sitting in its US warehouses it is giving users an unheard of discount to take them off their hands.
Apple copies ancient Microsoft partner programme
Decides to be extra nice to select unpaid support staff with "white glove" service
Fruity cargo cult Apple has discovered that being an arse to its support partners might not be such a good idea and instead its is copying a "white glove service" that Microsoft has been doing for 20 years.
Brazil cracks down on Apple nuts
Looking at forcing them to use USB-C
Fruity cargo-cult Apple might be forced to provide USB-C chargers in its iPhones in Brazil.
TSMC continues to grow
While Intel declines
Beancounters have been looking at some numbers and reached the conclusion that TSMC will grow second-quarter revenue 43 percent quarter-over-quarter to $18.1 billion.