Apple still claims to have invented the touchscreen smartphone
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Claims Samsung copied them

Fruity cargo cult Apple is still peddling the myth that it invented the touchscreen smartphone by claiming that Samsung copied them.

Apple’s M2 new 13-inch MacBook Pro has an SSD powered by snails
Published in PC Hardware


You must make your money from somewhere

Apple's new 13-inch MacBook Pro with its over hyped M2 chip has another flaw which you are unlikely to read in the Tame Apple Press.

Supreme Court tells Apple to sling its hook
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Refuses to hear Apple patent appeal

The US Supreme Court took time out of its busy schedule of turning the country into a US fundamentalist Christian state by telling US women what they may do with their own bodies to tell Apple it could not be bothered listening to its Appeal against two Qualcomm patents (US Patent No. 7,844,037 and US Patent No. 8,683,362).

Apple increases music charges for students
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It is not as if they are listening to real music anyway

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to jack up the monthly fee it charges kids to listen to its music service.

Milan-based RCS Lab hacked Apple and Android
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Too sexy from Milan

An Italian company's hacking tools were good enough to take down Apple and Android smartphones in Italy and Kazakhstan, according to Google.

Apple sued again over “Batterygate”
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Consumer rights campaigner says Apple deliberately misled users

It seems that Apple’s " Batterygate " fiasco is going on and on.

Apple workers form first union
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Come and see the violence inherent in the system

Apple workers in Towson, Maryland have voted to form the first-ever trade union at one of Apple's US stores.

Apple's new entry-level iPad could come with A14 chip
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Go the way of USB-C as well

According to the latest report, the new entry-level iPad from Apple could come with the A14 chip, 5G connectivity, as well as finally switch to a USB-C port.

Apple planning price hikes
Published in Mobiles


Because they are just too damn cheap

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn that says that Apple is about to jack up its prices from reassuringly expensive to obscenely pricey.

UK government give Apple a free pass
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Will not enforce a USB Type-C charger

The UK government says it is not "currently considering" copying European Union plans for a common charging cable.