Apple pulls huge number of apps from China
Can't risk offence to our Chinese masters
The fruity cargo cult Apple is so terrified of upsetting the Chinese government that it has pulled more than 25,000 apps from its store.
ARM aims to put fear of god into Intel
Claims it's ahead of the curve with 7 and 5nm
CPU design firm ARM has shown off its roadmap for the next two years with the hope that it will inspire terror inside Intel and attract renewed interest from laptop vendors.
Huawei beating Apple
Second biggest smartphone seller
The fruity cargo cult Apple is no longer the second biggest smartphone maker having been beaten by China’s Huawei.
Apple iPhone sales slump
But higher prices still means Job's Mob still makes more money
The Tame Apple Press is celebrating the fact that its favourite company managed to make more money in the third quarter. Apple’s revenues were up to $53.3 billion vs. $52.34 billion last year.
Samsung Electric profit growth slows
Surrender Tame Apple Press tells Samsung
Samsung Electronics posted its slowest quarterly profit growth in more than a year and the Tame Apple Press has put the boot in.
Apple to take the headphone jack out of iPad
Rumours of less
The dark satanic rumour mill says Apple's upcoming iPad Pro models will feature slightly smaller bodies, a relocated Smart Connector, and no headphone jack.
Qualcomm QTL made extra $500 million
Partial payment from a disputed licensee
Qualcomm Technologies Licensing (QTL) has announced that a licensee in dispute with the company decided to pay it $500 million, something that heavily reflected on the QTL financial results for fiscal Q3 2018. This number goes on top of a good fiscal Q3 2018 where the company beat previous estimates.
Apple's T2 security chip is causing problems for MacBook Pro and iMac Pro
Apple Security not just a problem for software
The Apple T2 chip, that enables things like secure boot, better-encrypted storage, and "Hey Siri" support may be causing issues in MacBook Pro and iMac Pro computers.
While putting the boot into US tech why doesn’t the EU fine Apple too?
Comment: It does the same sort of thing
The European Commission had solid antitrust reasons for fining Google $5 billion for violations including the bundling of certain apps with the Android operating system, but from a consumer's point of view it should also be gunning for Jobs’ Mob.
Microsoft leaps seconds ahead of Apple
It seems to have better developers
While the fruity cargo cult Apple's software developers have difficulty making software which can handle daylight saving and moving time zones, Microsoft is looking at introducing leap-seconds to its operating system.