Apple's new MacBook is so hot it has to be throttled
High powered chip is a complete waste of cash
The Tame Apple Press has been singing the praises of Apple’s latest 15-inch MacBook Pro refresh with the Core i9-8950HK six-core processor crammed inside, but what Apple fanboys are not being told is that the chip gets so hot that it has to be throttled.
Apple experiencing hard times in India
And it will not reduce its prices
After Apple failed to make a significant dent in China, it looked to the more populous India to make up the cash. However there are indications that all is not well in the ancient land.
Apple loses the plot - makes a $6,699 laptop
Which rivals sell for $3,134.94
Fruity cargo cult Apple is continuing its policy of making its users pay double for technology which can be found elsewhere without the "superior" programming of Apple's iOS.
Apple person arrested for trying to flog its tech to the Chinese
Would have bought Chinese self-driving car industry to a halt
An Apple employee has been arrested for trying to single handledly bring the Chinese self-driving car industry to a halt, by selling Jobs' Mob technology.
Apple rumoured to be updating at last
Apple analyst Ming-Chi Kuo expects Apple hardware to enter the 21st century
The fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have heard the snark over it never updating its hardware products and is apparently working on updates across its entire product line for the second half of 2018.
Convicted cartel Apple faces another antitrust case
Japanse worried about Apple's sales methods
Japanese regulators are investigating if Apple may have breached antitrust rules by forcing mobile service providers to sell its iPhones cheaply and charge higher monthly fees, denying Apple Fanboys a fair choice.
iOS 11.4 draining iPhone battery
Apple's programming geni strike again
Apple support forums are rather hacked off that the iOS 11.4 update appears to be resulting in a battery drain.
Apple's China appeasement broke the iPhone
Problems with the politics of desperation
Dedicated followers of the fruity cargo cult Apple are paying for their company's decision to prop up its Chinese market by censoring iPhone Apps.
Apple and Google face music over handling customer data
Tame Apple Press in shock
The Tame Apple Press is in shock that their favourite company is being hauled before a Senate committee over its uses of location data and mobile phone privacy practices and the handling of customer data.
Apple releases patch to protect crooks and terrorists
Of course, it does not work
The fruity cargo cult Apple has gone ahead with a plan to make it more difficult for cops and spooks to use iPhone evidence.