
Apple was hacked off with Intel
Skylake forced its hand
Fruity cargo cult Apple was so miffed at Intel that it was effectively forced to come up with another solution.

Apple announces its silicon
Analysis: Takes two years to transition
Apple has finally announced the beginning of a two-year transition towards its own silicon. The first systems based on Apple silicon will be shipping later this year.

Apple ARM roadmap is short on specifics
Will it be as reliable as Apple Maps?
Apple has been telling the world+dog how it no longer needs Intel for its Macs and can safely move users to ARM based mobile chips.

Apple announces Mac mini powered by its own chips
Dumping Intel already costs an ARM and a leg
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced that it has put its ARM-based chips into a Mac Mini which it is going to rent to developers for $500 as part of its ARM enema to purge Intel chips from its system.

Apple closes stores again
Coronavirus cases rising
Weeks after reopening more than 100 US stores, the fruit themed cargo cult Apple has announced that it will be closing a number of its locations.

Apple adopts Kray's business model
That's a nice little rival app but it is in our manor, pay us a third of your profits or it will get damaged
Basecamp launched its email product Hey earlier this week and has already had war declared upon it by the fruity cargo cult.

Apple faces more monopoly allegations
Can it ever change its spots?
Convicted monopolist Apple has been accused of being up to its old tricks after Japanese tech company Rakuten, best known for its TV streaming service, filed an anti-competition complaint against Apple with the European Commission.

Apple about to abandon Intel
Will make its own chips instead
Fruity cargo-cult Apple is nearly ready to dump Intel and use its own chips in its Macs.

Apple patents "socially distant selfies"
Enables Apple users to pretend they have friends
Working out a way to cash in on COVID-19, the fruity cargo cult Apple has received a patent for software to which allows group selfies while people in the photo are socially distancing.

Apple threatens looters
You will be tracked
The fruity cargo cult Apple is incandescent with rage after looters dared to take their overpriced trinkets from Apple stores.