Apple sees way to make more money for less
No port in a storm
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn in which Apple gets rid of all ports on its iPhone cash cow and goes completely wireless.
Apple buys another company to improve Siri
Hopefully this can bring it into the 21st century
Apple has been unable to improve its rather out of date Siri technology and has been shopping around technology companies to buy the tech it needs.
Apple fanboys fail online courses
Because schools can’t read Apple’s esoteric photo formats
Apple’s insistence on using esoteric file formats is forcing fanboys to resit their exams.
Apple and Google roll out COVID-19 exposure notification system
Unified programming interface for public health
Tech giants Apple and Google have rolled out a COVID-19 exposure notification system, essentially a unified programming interface that will allow public health departments to create their own contact tracing applications.
Apple works in a moral and legal grey area
Whistleblower warns
A former Apple contractor who helped blow the whistle on the company's programme to listen to users' Siri recordings has decided to go public, in protest at the lack of action taken as a result of the disclosures.
Apple may sting users for earbuds
They will not come with the phone any more
Just when you think that Apple could not work out another way to make its customers pay more for their phones, the fruity cargo cult has come up with another way to punish its users for following it.
Apple to open US stores
But customers must wear masks while they are robbed
Apple has said that it will also open 25 stores in the US this week but fanboys who show up with their heavy weapons in a show of solidarity for its anti-lock down policy will have to wear masks and have their temperature taken.
You know that myth that iOS is more secure ?
Yeah, about that
Apple’s security is so pants, a software exploit broker has stopped offering bounties on jailbreaking the software because there are too many out there.
Tame Apple Press discover how overpriced the dream is really
SE shows flaws in Apple's pricing
The Tame Apple Press has got itself into trouble by looking at the spec of the Apple iPhoneSE and the iPhone 11.
Apple's online WWDC20 scheduled for June 22nd
Free for the developers for the first time
Apple had already said that its annual Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) will be held online, and now we know it kicks off on June 22nd.