Stalking women

Police records have shown that Apple’s AirTags are being used to stalk and harass women.

Campaign failed, needs to regroup and focus on key objectives

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has admitted that its over-hyped and pricy AirPods 3 which were launched just last year were a disaster.

Expected staff just to be happy to be working there

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has been accused in a lawsuit flouting a New York labor law by not issuing weekly pay cheques to its store workers who do manual labour.

If they can get away with it, why can't we?

Google has seen Apple prop up its App store by insisting developers use its Apple Pay systems and thought it was an excellent way to make money.

It will not arrive until at least 2025

Apple has been expected to invent the folding phone for ages, even as its rivals flogged their versions. The Tame Apple Press has been reassuring the world that a real folding phone would be invented any day now.

It is kind to developers, its mum and fluffy bunnies

Online gaming platform Roblox has shunned other developers who hate Apple’s App store rules and demands for money and jumped on the side of the fruity cargo-cult.

iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open

Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.

Price is important

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple is thinking to go to China for memory chips in iPhones, after a key Japanese partner had an output disruption.

Its ok, Apple thought they were coppers which makes it seem much better

For all its talk about not handing over data and passwords to law enforcement, Apple has been caught out

So don’t buy anything

Nothing, the company founded by OnePlus' Carl Pei, recently announced the Nothing Phone, expanding on its successful earbuds, the Nothing Ear [don't you mean nothing to see ear? ed].