
Apple slashes production on iPhone SE
Tame Apple Press tries to blame Tsar Putin
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has slashed production of its iPhone SE, but rather than admit that no one wants to buy it, its allies in the media are trying to pin the blame on Tsar Putin.

Apple bribes engineers to stay in the flying saucer
Apparently it is no longer enough to work for them
After years of telling the world+dog that its staff were happy to work in the flying saucer in the hub of its cargo cult, Apple is now having to bribe engineers to stay there.

New York Times now shills for Crypto scams
Apples are not the only fruit
If the New York Time’s obsession with hawking Apple products had not gone far enough, the New York Times is now trying to encourage readers into shady crypto currency scams.

Apple claims to have fixed software bug in iMessage service
After only three outages
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple claims it has resolved the issues that caused outages to its iMessage service which caused its iCloud services to crash three times this week.

EU agree to curb Big Tech
Landmark laws
Negotiators from the European Parliament and EU member states have agreed on a landmark law to curb the market dominance of United States tech giants such as Google, Meta, Amazon and Apple.

Apple set to rebrand A15 Bionic chips
Rebaking saves having to develop new ones
Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple is set to rebrand its A15 Bionic chips as A16 for the iPhone 14 launch.

Apple app store suffered second day of outage
Still refuses to say why
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple's Music, mobile App Store and Podcasts are going again after facing outages for two days.

No, Apple does not let you “upgrade” its Studio
In glorious Apple universe, initiative is blocked at the software level
Apple fanboy’s rejoiced this week when it was revealed that the new overpriced Studio might allow them to replace the hard-drive.

Apple admits update stuffs up your battery
But it doesn’t matter really because Apple has some magic which will make it go away
Fruit and nutty Cargo cult Apple has admitted that its latest iPhone update ruins your battery, but it is ok because your phone will magically adapt to the problem until the next update.

Apple fined another $5.7 million in Holland
Still refuses to change its business model
Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple appears to have decided that it is worth spending $5.7 million flouting a Dutch anti-trust group rather than reforming its criminal antics.