In glorious Apple universe, initiative is blocked at the software level

Apple fanboy’s rejoiced this week when it was revealed that the new overpriced Studio might allow them to replace the hard-drive.

But it doesn’t matter really because Apple has some magic which will make it go away

Fruit and nutty Cargo cult Apple has admitted that its latest iPhone update ruins your battery, but it is ok because your phone will magically adapt to the problem until the next update.

Still refuses to change its business model

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple appears to have decided that it is worth spending $5.7 million flouting a Dutch anti-trust group rather than reforming its criminal antics.

All that money for a poor build quality

Users are starting to complain that Apple’s expensive new 2022 iPad Air is so badly constructed that it has started to creak.

That is three iPhones for the rest of the world

A former Apple employee has been charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million.

Two to three years behind Nvidia and AMD

The fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple’s claims that it has created a chip with a GPU which can match the best on the market is proving to be about as fake as Putin’s claim to be winning the Ukraine war.

Souless

The New Yorker magazine has dared to say that Apple’s new phones with their 'computational photography' create pictures that are so soulless that it makes US reality TV appear deep and meaningful by comparison.

Matching the RTX 3090 – don’t make me laugh

It appears that Apple’s bizarre claim that its M1 Ultra chip can match Nvidia’s RTX 3090 is as true as Tsar Putin's claims that he has not invaded Ukraine.

Apple worried about China crisis

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple is becoming so concerned about the state of diplomacy between China and the US it wants to move its iPhone assembly to India.

The company could slap the term onto a dog turd and it would have the same value

Fruit and Nutty Cargo cult Apple’s footloose and fancy free use of the world “pro” to describe some of its products means that the term is largely meaningless.