
Tsar Putin says patent theft is ok if the inventor disagrees with him
All US patents are now the property of glorious new Russia
Tsar Putin has officially authorised the use of patent theft by Russian companies if the technology comes from a country that does not bless his regime.

Apple event shows how bad the mainstream press has become
Release something and the Tame Apple Press goes mental
Fruity and nutty cargo-cult Apple has released some new products and the Tame Apple Press is falling over itself to hype the overpriced mediocre products.

Apple fuses two M1 Max chips for M1 Ultra
UltraFusion for 20-core CPU and 64-core GPU
During its Peek Performance event, Apple unveiled what they call "a monster of a chip", the M1 Ultra. By "fusing" two M1 Max chips, the company has created the biggest chip they have, packing 114b transistors, 20-core CPU, 64-core GPU, and up to 128GB of unified memory.

Apple brings the new iPhone SE with A15 chipset
iPhone 6 design with upgraded internals
At its announced "Peek Performance" event held earlier this evening Apple has officially announced the new iPhone SE, bringing back the well-known iPhone 6 design, and upgrading it with much better hardware, courtesy of the new Apple A15 chipset.

Apple awarded Lord Voldemort status in Asia
The company which must never be named
The fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has its Asian suppliers so terrified that they will not even name the company.

Apple schedules an event for March 8th
Titled "Peek Performance"
Apple has scheduled its next livestreamed event for March 8th, where the company is expected to announce a new iPhone SE, an updated iPad Air, and possibly give a peek on its upcoming Mac Pro.

M1 Mac Mini is much bigger than it needs to be
M1 Mac Mini is mostly hot air due to designer laziness
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might have missed a trick when it came to designing its over-hyped M1 Mac Mini – it designed it far too big.

Apple pauses selling gear in Russia
It is not as if they can afford them any more
Fruity cargo cult, Apple has decided to stop selling its over priced toys to the Russians.

Dutch fine Apple again
Apparently “saying you have complied” with an anti-trust order is not enough
Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been fined by the Dutch for failing to meet a demand to allow local dating apps to have the option to use third party payment tech to sell digital content to their app users.

Apple looks to the 1980’s for inspiration
Running out of ideas so lets go back to the future
Fruity cargo cult Apple is so desperate for new ideas it is turning to the old designs of the 1980s and inventing them to pretend they are new.