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Apple security fails James Bond
Published in News
Friday, 22 March 2019 12:40

Apple security fails James Bond


You lose Mr Bond

Apple’s super secure, highly efficient, well programmed, iTunes seems to have let down Britain’s most famous secret agent.

Apple falls out with New York Times
Published in News
Friday, 22 March 2019 12:37

Apple falls out with New York Times


Apple’s unpaid “press office” refuses to support Apple news

For years the New York Times has bolstered the fruity cargo cult Apple by providing it with free advertising. But now that appears to be coming to an end.

Japan Display suffers from Apple dependency
Published in Mobiles


Analysts say it has been bought to its knees and now is looking for an intervention

Japan Display is starting to regret a 2015 deal it did with Apple to build a new factory for LCD panels.

Apple’s sales too unprofitable
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 22 March 2019 11:59

Apple’s sales too unprofitable


Top department store snubs Job’s Mob

Australia's largest department store Myer has announced that it will stop selling Apple products because they are unprofitable.

Kaspersky Lab makes antitrust complaint against Apple
Published in News


Oh those Russians

Cybersecurity firm Kaspersky Lab has filed an antitrust complaint against the fruity cargo cult Apple with the Russian Federal Antimonopoly Service.

Apple earbuds will spy on you
Published in News
Thursday, 21 March 2019 11:23

Apple earbuds will spy on you


As well as wireless charging and voice controls

Fruity cargo cult Apple has released some new wireless earbuds which will listen to your every move at no extra charge.

Apple “refreshes” iMacs with old technology
Published in PC Hardware


Didn’t even bother changing the design

The fruity cargo cult Apple showed its commitment to direct users by releasing a refresh of its iMacs which are not much better than the already out of date versions on the market.

Apple ignores users in Flexgate row
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 20 March 2019 12:33

Apple ignores users in Flexgate row


Refuses to admit design flaw

The fruity cargo cult Apple is refusing to acknowledge that its MacBook Pros are suffering from a design flaw.

Nexflix tells Apple to go forth and multiply
Published in News


Apple TV is not for us

The fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to get into the television business has been delivered a slap over the nose with a rolled up newspaper by Netflix.

Apple stole three Qualcomm ideas
Published in News
Monday, 18 March 2019 12:38

Apple stole three Qualcomm ideas


Told to pay $31 million

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s quest to avoid paying Qualcomm billions in patent royalties has hit an iceberg as a jury has ruled against it.