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China retailers slash iPhone prices
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 11 January 2019 12:42

China retailers slash iPhone prices


Time to cash out of this sinking ship

Several Chinese electronics retailers including Alibaba-backed Suning and JD.com have slashed iPhone prices this week, after they realised that shifting them is nearly impossible at the prices Jobs' Mob wanted.

Apple fanboy who sold a kidney for an iPhone still suffers
Published in Mobiles


Wrecked his life

A poster child for Apple fanboys has been telling the press that he probably made a mistake.

Apple slashes iPhone production
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 09 January 2019 11:26

Apple slashes iPhone production


It might have been more logical to slash the price

Apple has reduced planned production for its three new iPhone models by about 10 percent for the January-March quarter according to the Nikkei Asian Review.

Apple gives Cook a bonus
Published in News
Wednesday, 09 January 2019 09:59

Apple gives Cook a bonus


What you should do if you are snaking toward doom


Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to give its CEO Tim Cook a bonus for not coming up with a plan to save its iPhone cash cow.

Trump adviser fakes Apple scare story
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 07 January 2019 11:56

Trump adviser fakes Apple scare story


Normally fake Apple news comes from Apple

Trump adviser Larry Kudlow had a crack at promoting a fake news story claiming that the Chinese “may have” stolen Apple’s technology.

Qualcomm posts bonds to enforce iPhone 7 / 8 Germany ban
Published in Mobiles


Investigative dive: Apple or 3400 distributors cannot sell 7 or 8

Qualcomm has posted a bond to enforce an iPhone 7 / 8 Germany ban and affecting immediately Apple or its 3400 distributors which are not allowed to sell, distributive or import iPhone 7 or 8 and plus variants of both. Apple has been in dispute with Qualcomm over licensing and lost the hardware patent case in a German court in Munich on December 20th, 2018. After Qualcomm posted a bond, the permanent injunction is immediately enforceable.

Cook blames users repairing iPhones for woes
Published in Mobiles


They are not even using Genius bars

Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.

Qualcomm enforces ban to halt some Apple iPhone sales in Germany
Published in Mobiles


Looks like Apple is not going to get away with it after all

As we predicted, fruity cargo cult Apple is not getting away with ignoring a court ban in Germany and is being forced to pull iPhones from its stores.

Apple’s grip on smartwatch slips
Published in IoT
Friday, 04 January 2019 10:08

Apple’s grip on smartwatch slips


Share dropping

While the overall smartwatch market is experiencing steady growth, Apple’s hold on market share continues to slip.

Apple’s safe adapter wasn’t court told
Published in News
Thursday, 03 January 2019 11:36

Apple’s safe adapter wasn’t court told


Set fire woman’s face

Fruity cargo cult Apple faces a $75,000 lawsuit over claims its discontinued MagSafe power adapter connector set a woman on fire.