ASML sees tariff trouble ahead
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Thursday, 17 April 2025 10:19

ASML sees tariff trouble ahead


Dutch kitmaker hopes for growth as chip industry scrambles for AI

ASML, the Dutch giant that builds the world’s priciest chip kit, says rising tariffs have muddied its 2025-2026 outlook, even as it clings to a bullish full-year forecast.

Tech supply chains are buckling
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Tuesday, 15 April 2025 09:53

Tech supply chains are buckling


Prices likely to spike, analysts warn

Tech manufacturing lines are buckling, which could mean prices are set to rise, analysts have warned.

Tariff truce for Big Tech will be short-lived
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Trump gives imports a breather, but it won't last

The Tame Apple Press celebrated on Friday after Donald Trump announced that tariffs on Big Tech giants would be temporarily suspended – only to have its hopes dashed 24 hours later.

Tariff chaos fuels robot revival
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Thursday, 10 April 2025 10:43

Tariff chaos fuels robot revival


Volatility, but automation’s future looks bulletproof

The tariffs crisis might be a migraine for many, but it's opening some tasty new doors for the AI, robotics and automation sector. 

Microsoft confirms ditching $1 billion Ohio data centre dreams
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Trump’s tariff tantrum sends Vole scurrying

The Software King of the World, Microsoft has confirmed that it is binning its $1 billion data centre plans for Ohio, quietly folding under pressure from Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest wave of tech tariffs.

Trump's tariffs force Framework to yank laptops from US store
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Taiwan import tax turns budget gear into a money-loser

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest tariff bomb has claimed its first public tech casualty—Framework has pulled two Laptop 13 models from its US store, citing cold, hard economics.

Apple sees a last-minute sales surge
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Tuesday, 08 April 2025 10:09

Apple sees a last-minute sales surge


Tariff panic sends iPhone punters scrambling

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street barely had time to flinch before punters started storming Job’s Mob’s stores, fearing price spikes after Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest tariff tantrum.

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech
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Monday, 07 April 2025 11:41

Trump’s tariffs torch big tech


Silicon Valley in melt down

Big Tech just got a bloody nose thanks to Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump’s latest trade war tantrum.

Trump torpedoes Euro tech with fresh tariffs
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Odd really, if it were not for the French, America would be speaking English

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has fired another shot in his trade tantrum, this time slapping a 20 per cent tariff on tech imports from the EU—twice what the UK copped, and still lighter than the 32 per cent brick dropped on Switzerland.

Trump slaps Job’s Mob with brutal tariffs
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Thursday, 03 April 2025 10:46

Trump slaps Job’s Mob with brutal tariffs


Looks the bromance is off

Donald [hamburger-eating surrender monkey] Trump has slammed a monster 46 per cent tariff on regions key to the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s global production chain, driving up the price of iPhones, Macs, and just about everything else shiny and expensive.