
Nvidia chucking money at AI
Invests in 24 companies this year
Nvidia has become one of the most prolific investors in AI start-ups this year as it tries to capitalise on its position as the dominant provider of AI processors.

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke
Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent
Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.

AI is creating, not destroying jobs
But could cause wages to fall
The rapid adoption of AI could reduce wages, but so far is creating, not destroying, jobs, especially for the young and highly skilled, research published by the European Central Bank showed on Tuesday.

Nvidia delays H20 in China
That is AI and not water
Nvidia has told Chinese customers is delaying the launch of a new AI chip which it designed to comply with US export rules until the first quarter of next year.

Nvidia unveils HGX H200 AI computing platform
Featuring the NVIDIA H200 GPU with 141GB of HBM3e memory
At the SC23 conference in Denver, Colorado, Nvidia unveiled the HGX H200, the world's leading AI computing platform, according to the company. Based on Nvidia Hopper architecture and featuring the Nvidia H200 GPU, it promises a significant performance boost to generative AI, large language models, and HPC workloads.

Samsung beats Apple to AI
Tame Apple Press recoils in horror
The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated their favourite tech company by introducing a new generative AI model long before Jobs’ Mob could claim to have invented it.

Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China
Will get around US regulations
Nvidia is planning to release three new chips for China, weeks after the US blocked it from selling two high-end artificial intelligence (AI) chips and one of its top gaming chips to Chinese companies.

China starting to ignore US chips
Bad news for the US
Just as we predicted the US embargo against supplying chips to China has backfired and now Middle Kingdom companies are buying locally.

Machine-learning can spot fake chemistry papers
Unless they do a deal
A machine-learning tool can easily spot when chemistry papers are written using the chatbot ChatGPT, according to a scientific study.

US wants AI guided artillery
Because armed AI is such a good idea
The US army, which apparently has never read any sci-fi books, has asked the Tony Starks of this world to come up with an AI artillery round.