Nvidia chucking money at AI
Published in AI
Tuesday, 12 December 2023 11:22

Nvidia chucking money at AI


Invests in 24 companies this year

Nvidia has become one of the most prolific investors in AI start-ups this year as it tries to capitalise on its position as the dominant provider of AI processors.

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke
Published in News
Tuesday, 12 December 2023 10:58

Musk gutted when his AI turned out woke


Promises to lobotomise it to stop it from being intelligent

Elon [look at me] Musk was shocked to discover that his AI chatbot Grok was not churning out answers that would please his nutty right-wing target market.

AI is creating, not destroying jobs
Published in AI
Wednesday, 29 November 2023 11:10

AI is creating, not destroying jobs


But could cause wages to fall

The rapid adoption of AI could reduce wages, but so far is creating, not destroying, jobs, especially for the young and highly skilled, research published by the European Central Bank showed on Tuesday.

Nvidia delays H20 in China
Published in AI
Friday, 24 November 2023 10:09

Nvidia delays H20 in China


That is AI and not water

Nvidia has told Chinese customers is delaying the launch of a new AI chip which it designed to comply with US export rules until the first quarter of next year.

Nvidia unveils HGX H200 AI computing platform
Published in Graphics


Featuring the NVIDIA H200 GPU with 141GB of HBM3e memory

At the SC23 conference in Denver, Colorado, Nvidia unveiled the HGX H200, the world's leading AI computing platform, according to the company. Based on Nvidia Hopper architecture and featuring the Nvidia H200 GPU, it promises a significant performance boost to generative AI, large language models, and HPC workloads.

Samsung beats Apple to AI
Published in AI
Thursday, 09 November 2023 11:50

Samsung beats Apple to AI


Tame Apple Press recoils in horror

The Tame Apple Press is shocked after Samsung humiliated their favourite tech company by introducing a new generative AI model long before Jobs’ Mob could claim to have invented it.

Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China
Published in AI
Thursday, 09 November 2023 11:30

Nvidia will release three new AI chips in China


Will get around US regulations

Nvidia is planning to release three new chips for China, weeks after the US blocked it from selling two high-end artificial intelligence (AI) chips and one of its top gaming chips to Chinese companies.

China starting to ignore US chips
Published in Graphics
Wednesday, 08 November 2023 11:31

China starting to ignore US chips


Bad news for the US

Just as we predicted the US embargo against supplying chips to China has backfired and now Middle Kingdom companies are buying locally.

Machine-learning can spot fake chemistry papers
Published in AI


Unless they do a deal 

A machine-learning tool can easily spot when chemistry papers are written using the chatbot ChatGPT, according to a scientific study.

US wants AI guided artillery
Published in AI
Thursday, 02 November 2023 11:39

US wants AI guided artillery


Because armed AI is such a good idea

The US army, which apparently has never read any sci-fi books, has asked the Tony Starks of this world to come up with an AI artillery round.