Ryzen AI Max Pro 385 shows up in Geekbench
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AMD's mid-tier Zen 5 chip turns up in HP workstation

The Ryzen AI Max Pro 385 has made its first benchmarking appearance, turning up in Geekbench results with a respectable 2489 single-core and 14,136 multi-core score.

HP clobbered as tariffs bite into profits
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Diversified supply chain fails to dodge Trump’s trade war

The maker of very expensive printer ink HP saw its shares tumble by as much as 15 per cent in extended trading after its second-quarter numbers took a kicking from Donald Trump’s tariff train wreck.

HP fined $4 million for fake discounts
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Friday, 18 April 2025 10:12

HP fined $4 million for fake discounts


Maker of expensive printer ink admits nothing

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP Inc. is forking out $4 million after getting caught using bogus discounts and phoney scarcity tactics on its website to flog PCs and accessories.

Nvidia’s Grace Blackwell Superchips muscle into desktop AI
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Dragging HP and Dell along for the ride

Nvidia has taken a break from selling overpriced GPUs to crypto bros and decided to plonk two AI supercomputers on your desk — assuming your desk is reinforced with steel, and you have a ton of cash.

HP dodges blame for sabotaging its printers
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Pays lawyers instead of customers

A US District Court judge has approved a settlement between the makers of expensive printer ink, HP, and a group of furious customers who were understandably miffed that their printers were rendered inoperable by an unwanted firmware update.

HP bricked its own toners
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Tuesday, 11 March 2025 10:46

HP bricked its own toners


Even officially sanctioned toners don’t work

The maker of expensive printer ink HP, which pulls out stops to brick its printers when they are using unsanctioned toners, have gone a step further – it has started bricking official toners too.

Brother denies having a dose of the HPs
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Friday, 07 March 2025 09:51

Brother denies having a dose of the HPs


We don’t block third party ink

Brother has denied claims that its firmware updates are sneakily sabotaging printers using third-party cartridges after repair guru Louis Rossman's viral YouTube rant stirred the interwebs.

Brother gets a touch of the HP
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Wednesday, 05 March 2025 11:03

Brother gets a touch of the HP

Joins the dark side and starts locking down its products

After years of being the go-too company for those who do not like to be screwed around by HP’s locked own overpriced ink business model, Brother has joined the dark side.

HP customers face 15-minute call wait
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Friday, 21 February 2025 11:14

HP customers face 15-minute call wait


Tech giant pushes online support

The maker of printer ink, which is about as expensive as racehorse sperm, has quietly introduced a 15-minute minimum wait time for consumer PC and print customers who attempt to phone its call centre for support.

HP snaps up Humane
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Wednesday, 19 February 2025 10:33

HP snaps up Humane


Customers left With $700 Paperweights

The maker of expensive printer ink, HP has stepped in to end the Humane AI Pin debacle, acquiring the struggling startup for $116 million—but with a major catch: the deal does not include Humane’s disastrous AI wearable business.