Altman says OpenAI’s mystery gadget will look too simple
Hype continues while details stay hidden
OpenAI boss Sam Altman reckons the company’s new hardware will prompt people to mutter “that’s it?… It’s so simple” the moment they clap eyes on it.
Apple clings to Tim Cook while its talent legs it
Bloomberg pours cold water on CEO-exit fantasies as engineers flee for shinier toys
The fruity cargo cult, Apple cannot even manage a clean rumour cycle these days, with Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman now rubbishing earlier claims that Tim Cook was about to shuffle off the CEO perch next year.
Summers quits OpenAI over Epstein ties
Silicon Valley’s policy whisperer suddenly finds doors closing
Lawrence Summers has walked away from the OpenAI board, leaving a string of tech pals wondering how a man wired into half of Silicon Valley could think it clever to ask Jeffrey Epstein for personal advice.
Oracle faces curse of OpenAI
Big Red’s grand AI punt keeps shredding its own valuation
Oracle’s market value has been sliding like a greased ferret since 10 September, when it trumpeted its $300bn deal with OpenAI and watched roughly $315bn vanish in the process.
AI agents finally start doing some real work
BNY and Walmart claim their digital workers are more than flashy demos.
For all the noise about AI agents changing everything, most have looked like expensive toys waiting for a job. Now, a few early adopters say the graft is paying off.
SoftBank flogs Nvidia stake to bet big on OpenAI
Son's AI obsession unnerves investors despite record profits
SoftBank Group shares nosedived 10 per cent after it dumped its entire Nvidia stake for $5.8 billion, choosing to punt the lot on OpenAI instead.
Microsoft’s new AI crusade aims to ditch OpenAI leash
Suleyman says it’s time for Redmond to build superintelligence
Software king of the world, Microsoft, has decided it no longer wants to be shackled to OpenAI and is setting off on its own grand plan for superintelligence.
Musk’s AI anime waifu trained on staff’s biometric data
xAI workers roped into building explicit avatars for Musk’s lonely fanboys
If you think your job sucks, imagine working for a supporter of right wing causes that compels you to give up your own biometric data to power his anime sexbot.
Sir Tim Berners-Lee says AI could tear the web’s ad economy apart
Inventor of the internet warns LLMs will stop people reading pages
The man who built the World Wide Web says generative AI is about to shove a crowbar into the internet’s multibillion-dollar advertising racket.
AI groups race to plug prompt injection bugs
Industry teams try to stop criminals tricking chatbots into spilling secrets
Big language AI models are under a sustained assault and the tech world is scrambling to patch the holes.