
AMD’s AI results anger Wall Street
Bubble bursts
The Cocaine Nose Jobs of Wall Street are furious after AMD’s results were not as wonderful as they expected.

AI exterminates humans in some tasks, but not all
Stanford’s New AI Index Report
Stanford’s new AI Index Report discloses that Artificial Intelligence (AI) has outperformed humans in several benchmarks, including image classification, visual reasoning, and English understanding. However, it lags in complex tasks like competition-level mathematics, visual commonsense reasoning, and planning.

Musk claims AI will outsmart humans by next year
He probably just means Tesla buyers
Elon [look at me] Musk predicted during an interview with Nicolai Tangen, the chief executive of Norges Bank Investment Management, that new AI models will outsmart humans by the end of next year.

Musk’s AI started a war on X
Claimed Iran had carried out a heavy missile attack on Israel
Elon [look at me] Musk's platform, X, had a bit of a 'mare on 4 April 2024. A headline popped up claiming Iran had lobbed a few heavy missiles at Tel Aviv which caused quite a kerfuffle among users worldwide.

Microsoft warns about AI election trolls
Fakes deep and shallow will hijack votes
Top Vole Clint Watts of Microsoft's Threat Analysis Center has issued a stark warning: Trolls are harnessing the power of AI to manipulate votes, posing a significant threat to democratic processes.

UL announces Procyon AI Image Generation Benchmark
Based on Stable Diffusion AI model
UL has announced its newest AI Inference benchmark, the UL Procyon AI Image Generation Benchmark, which is based on the Stable Diffusion AI model and promises to provide a consistent, accurate and understandable workload for measuring the AI performance of high-end hardware.

Qualcomm officially announces Snapdragon 7+ Gen 3 SoC
With Cortex-X4 Prime core and on-device AI
Qualcomm has announced its latest mid-range chipset, the Snapdragon 7+ Gen 3, giving it a single Cortex-X4 Prime core and adding on-device AI capabilities, pushing it much closer to the flagship Snapdragon 8 series SoCs.

Nvidia CEO snubs AI doomsday clock
Artificial General Intelligence not all it is cracked up to be
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is fed up with stories about Artificial General Intelligence taking over the world.

Eurocrats clamp down on AI
Fines to hit tech giants
In a landmark move, Euro MPs have given the thumbs up to the most rigid AI law on the planet, promising to keep those tech boffins in check.

AI whiz kid Devin set to revolutionise coding
Engineers AI is chasing after your jobs
A new AI startup called Cognition has just lifted the kimono on a fully autonomous AI software engineer named “Devin.”