Elon Musk’s empire teeters as stock gets hammered
Protesters smell blood
Tesla stock is tanking, and a new protest movement, Tesla Takedown, is ensuring the world notices.
Intel puts ASML’s NA machines to work
Twice as reliable
Troubled Chipzilla has officially put ASML’s next-generation high-numerical-aperture (NA) lithography machines to work and early results show they are already twice as reliable as previous models.
Vole drops more Intel CPUs
Tightens the screws on Windows 11
Software King of the World, Microsoft has updated its CPU compatibility list for Windows 11 24H2, officially cutting off pre-11th-generation Intel processors for OEMs building new PCs.
Musk’s own AI censored
Will not point out that he spreads misinformation
Grok, the AI assistant made by Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s artificial intelligence firm, was programmed not to use sources that said he and his bestie Donald [Hamburger Eating Surrender Monkey] Trump was responsible for spreading misinformation.
Apple plans to invest $500 billion in the United States
Only while Trump is in charge
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.
MSI releases new servers with Intel Xeon 6 inside
Designed for AI applications and cloud
MSI has unveiled a new range of high-performance server platforms powered by the latest Intel Xeon 6 family of processors, which it claims will provide unprecedented computing power and energy efficiency for modern data centres.
AI agents set to wipe out thousands of jobs
AI market to grow to $826.7 billion by 2030
Hostinger beancounters have mapped out the timeline for AI agents to shake up the global workforce and replace millions of jobs in the coming years.
London ranks last in European 5G race
Phones a bit out of date in blighty
London has been ranked as the worst-performing city for 5G mobile experience in Europe, according to a new benchmark report by MedUX.
Nvidia admits shipping duff cards
Updated: RTX 5090, RTX 5090D, and RTX 5070 Ti chips missing render units
Nvidia has confirmed that a "small number" of its RTX 5090, RTX 5090D, and RTX 5070 Ti graphics cards were shipped with missing render units.
AMD ditches reference design for Radeon RX 9070 board makers
Partners will have full control
AMD has scraped its reference design for the upcoming Radeon RX 9070 series, leaving board partners like ASUS, XFX, and Sapphire to take the reins.