A cooking apple

US president Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump seems to be having a spot of confusion about who is in charge of the fruity cargo cult Apple.

Still too expensive

Chinese retailers, desperate to offload overpriced iPhones, have slashed the price on the technological turkeys for a second time.

You should be screwing up the planet in the name of profit like good conservatives 

The fruity cargo cult Apple found itself facing a move from Conservative shareholders to purge liberals from its board so that it could abandon its green policies to make even more money for shareholders.

Become an evil banker instead

Technology writer Robert X. Cringely has made an astonishing prediction that the fruity cargo cult Apple is going to pack in making technology.

IPhone 7 was backdoor for US spooks

Details of the American attack on Russia’s troll factory last year are starting to emerge and it appears that one of the attack vectors was the impossible to hack, super cool, absolutely secure iPhone.

One arm of the US government is helping Apple, China, and Korea

The FTC and a coalition of tech giants, led by Apple, Huawei, Samsung, Intel, and LG, are fighting Qualcomm, more specifically, against the chipmaker’s licensing model and business practices.

I wanna folding phone

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has complained that Jobs' Mob is falling behind in innovation.

190 clearing out their desks

Fruity cargo cult Apple has reduced the numbers of its Project Titan staff by 190, indicating that is giving up on the technology.

In terms of salary and the all important beer index

The flaw in Apple’s cunning plan to make shedloads of cash flogging its expensive gear in third world country’s has been shown up by an amusing BankmyCell study.

Apple supplier sees stock plunge after profit warning 

Apple supplier AAC Technologies saw its shares drop 13 per cent after the acoustic component maker said it expected first quarter net profit to fall as much as 75 percent due to reduced orders.