Musk leads $97.4 billion takeover bid for OpenAI
Altman offers to take Twitter off Musk’s hands
A consortium of investors led by Swasticar maker Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has submitted a $97.4 billion offer to take over OpenAI, the maker of ChatGPT.
Wall Street starting to lose patience with Musk spin
We shouldn’t really believe this hype any more
Tesla’s controversial Chief Executive Elon [Roman Salute] Musk faces fresh doubt from top Wall Street investor JR Research over his ambitious plans for a robotaxi rollout, with concerns mounting over his track record and lofty promises.
Musk minion allegedly urges 'push forward' with 'illegal act'
Train AI on government contracts
Leaked audio, which found its way to 404 Media, has one of Elon [Roman Salute] Musk’s minions discussing training AI on government contracts.
Canada blames Musk
Shoots across his bows before surrendering
Swastica maker Elon [look at me] Musk might find his businesses suffer more as he becomes closely identified with Donald [grab ‘em by the pussy] Trump’s trade policies.
Musk’s minions seize control of US Treasury payment system
No one can explain why
Swasticar maker Elon [Roman salute] Musk and his minions have been granted access to a sensitive US Treasury Department payment system that contains the personal information of every American who receives tax refunds, Medicare, Social Security, and other government payments. It also contains information about Musk's business rivals.
Meta surrenders and gives Trump $25 million
Wrong to suspend his account over that little insurrection business
Social notworking outfit Meta has written a $25 million cheque to Donald Trump to apologise for freezing his account over the 6 January insurrection at the US Capitol.
Tesla burns
While Musk courts the Far Right
It appears that Elon [Roman salute] Musk’s flirtation with the Far Right his hurting his bread-and-butter business, whose customers are generally liberals who like to knit their own yoghurt.
Musk admits Tesla must replace HW3 self-driving computers
Not sure when or how
Swasticar maker CEO Elon [Roman Salute] Musk has finally conceded that the company must replace its HW3 self-driving computers in some of its cars, raising further questions about the company’s long-standing claims regarding its vehicles’ autonomy potential.
Musk in a bind over Tesla’s clean energy products
Making a killing in an area which is unpopular with the White House
Swasticar maker Elon [look at me] Musk is in a bit of a bind as new numbers show that his firms are making a fortune out of clean energy and now can store it.
Musk appears to be trying to kill Stargate
Vested interest
Elon [Roman salute] Musk appears to be using his position as Donald Trump’s budget advisor to sabotage his rival’s mega AI plans, Stargate.