Bluetooth devices aren’t safe feature

Boffins at George Mason University have uncovered a glaring flaw new feature in Apple's overhyped Find My network.

Throwing toys out of the pram did not benefit the company

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s throwing its toys out of the pram over the British government’s insistence that it provide spooks with a back door has backfired because Apple fanboys don’t give monkey's.

Will not get rid of its diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes

Apple shareholders have defied the growing backlash against diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) programmes, rejecting a “conservative think tank” proposal that the fruity cargo cult should take a step to the right.

Only while Trump is in charge

Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced a $500 billion plan to keep US president Donald [hamburger eating surrender monkey] Trump sweet while he is office.

Harms innovation excuse

Fruity cargo cult Apple is again playing the victim, claiming that the UK’s competition regulator’s proposed remedies for the mobile browser market could stifle its "innovation."

Old design new modem

The fruity cargo cult Apple has officially announced the iPhone 16e, a so-called budget version of its flagship iPhone 16. Under the bonnet, it has barely anything new besides the company’s over-hyped C1 modem.

Can’t get the wood

The fruity cargo cult Apple’s overhyped Siri revamp has ground to a halt because of serious technical difficulties, raising doubts about the company’s ability to deliver on its grand promises.

Expect daily fines if it does not pull its socks up

Germany’s antitrust authority has charged the fruity cargo cult Apple with abusing its market dominance through its app tracking tool, which could result in daily fines if the company does not amend its practices.

Three people convicted

Three people have been convicted for being part of a conspiracy to rob and drug people outside of LGBTQ+ nightclubs in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen neighbourhood, which led to the deaths of two of their victims.

Flogs 730 Million more smartphones in a decade

While the Tame Apple Press might tell you otherwise, the ruler of the smartphone market is Samsung shipping an impressive 3.1 billion devices over the past ten years—730 million more than the fruity cargo cult Apple.