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Huawei boss says US is overhyping its AI chips
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Ren tries to downplay progress as trade talks get dicey

Huawei’s founder Ren Zhengfei has tried to cool the narrative around his company’s AI chips, claiming the US is giving it too much credit saying it is a good generation behind.

Apple finally invents Windows Vista, calls it “Liquid Glass”
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Tame Apple Press pretends it's new because WWDC is hot air

After nearly two decades of sniffing at Windows design choices, the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has decided it quite likes Aero Glass, rebranding the whole thing as “Liquid Glass” and parading it as a revolutionary new UI it just invented.

Apple's WWDC faceplant costs it $75 billion
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Job’s Mob proves it is not ready for the AI future or even the present

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple managed to wipe $75 billion from its market value during its own keynote circus, proving once again that hype is no substitute for actual product.

US tech goes bargain shopping in Blighty
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Trio of billion-dollar raids signal UK market’s vulnerability

As we predicted, three American tech outfits went on a bargain hunt and snapped up British firms which were as cheap as vinegar-splashed chips.

Intel boasts chip package the size of a dinner plate
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Trying to make AI chips big enough to solve Moore's Law

Troubled Chipzilla used the IEEE Electronic Components and Packaging Technology Conference to brag about new packaging tech that glues together processors into something massive enough to satisfy AI’s silicon lust.