
Nvidia RTX 5090 and 5080 launch marred by supply shortages
Scalpers cashing in
Significant stock shortages will mar the launch of Nvidia’s high-end RTX 5090 and RTX 5080 graphics cards.

Apple-designed chips are a hacker’s joy
SLAP and FLOP
The fruity cargo cult Apple’s overhyped homemade chips contain two “features” that allow hackers to access credit card information, locations, and other sensitive data from the Chrome and Safari browsers as they visit sites such as iCloud Calendar, Google Maps, and Proton Mail.

NASDAQ shares rise again
Market realises it made an expensive mistake
The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.

AI can now breed
Boffins at Fudan University has created large language models (LLMs) which can replicate themselves autonomously during trials.

VD Vance says Big Tech has too much power
Things might not be so sweet for Tech oligarchs under Trump
Despite much brownnosing and cash handed over to Donald Trump, it seems that things might not go so well for the Big Tech oligarchs during this third term.