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Nintendo legal eagles defeated by Costa Rican supermarket
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Super Mario defeats Nintendo 

Nintendo, the former maker of playing cards, has suffered a rare legal loss protecting its intellectual property.

Apple’s results worse than expected
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iPhone cash cow dying

The Tame Apple Press set itself to spin to save the company after the outfit announced falling iPhone sales.

Google announces voluntary exit programme
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Platforms & Devices division gutted

Google has announced a voluntary exit programme for employees in its Platforms & Devices division, offering severance packages to those who leave.

Meta surrenders and gives Trump $25 million
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Wrong to suspend his account over that little insurrection business

Social notworking outfit Meta has written a $25 million cheque to Donald Trump to apologise for freezing his account over the 6 January insurrection at the US Capitol.

Intel did not know how to be foundry
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Apple told TSMC

Fruity cargo cult Apple chose to cosy up with Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company (TSMC) over Chipzilla for its custom silicon because “Intel didn’t know how to be a foundry.”