Ive and Altman struggle to make OpenAI’s dream gadget work
Screen-free AI gizmo
The Dark Satanic Rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that the former Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s design messiah Jony Ive and OpenAI supremo Sam Altman are wrestling with technical headaches that could derail the launch of their secretive artificial intelligence device next year.
OpenAI wants you to wear a screenless AI gadget
Ive’s shuffle-inspired wearable could hit production in 2027
ChatGPT peddler OpenAI is cooking up a screenless AI gizmo with the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s former design wizard Sir Jony Ive, and apparently it’s going to look a lot like an old iPod shuffle.
Ive and Altman’s secret tech venture
It's not a phone, it's a mystery
Jony Ive, the design maestro behind Apple's shiny toys, and Sam Altman, the head honcho at OpenAI, are rumoured to be cooking up something big. They're not just tinkering in the shed; they're after a hefty €920 million to kickstart a company that'll churn out an AI-powered gizmo.
Ive quit because Cook was not really interested in design
Design over substance has always been Apple’s thing
The inventor of the rounded rectangle, Jony Ive’s shock departure from Apple last week was due to Tim Cook no longer believing that pretty tech was the way forward.