Apple designing another bendy phone
This time on purpose
While Apple was rightly mocked for releasing a phone which could bend easier than a Romanian gymnast it seems that the Knight of the Rounded Rectangle Sir Johnny Ives thinks it was a pretty super cool idea.
Apple's next iPhone will be thicker
Just like its users
Taiwan's top Apple analyst has released a prediction that the next iPhones will be thicker than the last—0.2 mm thicker.
Most iPhone users would risk death to save their phone
Perspective they have heard of it
The standards of the world have slipped to such a state that most Apple fanboys would actually risk death to protect the shiny toys.
HTC scores own goal
Gold always believe in your soul
The Tame Apple Press is mocking a PR own goal commented by HTC during the launch of its football themed gold smartphone.
Text an iPhone to death
Security was not expecting an SMS
Jobs' Mob security hit another low point this week after it was revealed that it forgot that hackers can use SMS to take down a phone.
Apple TV service delay
Jobs Mob can't get broadcasters
Fruity cargo cult Apple's attempt to enter the set-top market is fast going the way of Intel's failed attempt.
Hedge funds dumping Apple
They know something that Tame Apple Press doesn't
The dumping of Apple shares by top hedge funds is continuing to gather speed and now even the Tame Apple Press is noticing.
Huawei launches P8
Magical splash proof coating
Huawei finally launched its P8 and the P8 Max, a phablet version of the device.
IOS flaw means you can kill all Apples in a wifi area
Apple does the rest of the world a favour
The brilliant, super-cool security experts at Apple have installed a feature in the iOS which turns off all Apple gear within a wi-fi radius.
Tame Apple Press tries to give Samsung bendgate
Fails
The Tame Apple Press desperate to prove that the technologically superior Galaxy S6 had the same bending problem as Apple's iPhone 6 might have bitten off more than it could chew.