British mid-range businesses rubbish at security
Let anyone in
Cameron in hot water over snooping law
My backbench is revolting
British want to lock up outfits who breach data protection laws
That could really stuff up Sony and the Department of Defence
British can't come up with new ideas

Cutting back too much on research
Anonymous declares war on the British cops

Bringing down Inspector Knacker of the Yard
Half of Britons base their holidays on social notworking sites

What could possibly go wrong?
British programmer calls for steam powered PC to be built

Babbage's analytical engine should be constructed
British terror expert drops USB stick

Fortunately it was handed to the press
British prefer reading on iPads, apparently

Well, kind of
British government diddled by resellers

Paying too much