Will not hack off Google

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Samsung will not be installing its Viv, AI assistant in the S8 because it does not want to hack off Google.

Ready for spring 2017

Samsung’s Galaxy S8, which should be ready for spring of 2017 is rumoured to arrive with a touch flexible display.

Restructuring 

Samsung seems likely to spin off its foundry business as part of a restructuring programme.

Follower of the pack

A report said that the Samsung Galaxy S8 will feature a screen without home buttons on it.

So remove any air from your environment

The Fruity tax-dodging cargo cult Apple is blaming the air for a fault which causes the iPhone 6 to shut down.

Rounded rectangle was not that important

The US Supreme Court has told the fruity cargo cult Apple to go away and backed Samsung in the legendary trademark battle over the rounded rectangle smartphone.

No recall just denies it is happening

Apple’s iPhone 6 has started catching fire in the Far East, but rather than arranging a recall, like its rival Samsung, Jobs’ Mob is denying that it is happening.

Coming in 24-inch and 27-inch sizes

Samsung's new CFG70 series curved Quantum Dot monitors are now available in Europe, starting at around €380 for the 24-inch and €490 for the 27-inch model.

Look out Samsung

Chipzilla has seen how NAND flash storage rising and memory makers are speeding up 3D NAND flash product development and thought “I’ll be ‘aving some of that”.

Enemy of my enema

Chinese smartphone vendors are so worried that Apple is strong arming AMOLED suppliers to suck supply that they have formed their own consortium to fight it.