
Hacking an iPhone is easy like Sunday morning
Just send a blank email
A security outfit has discovered Apple’s software has been completely insecure for years.

Apple and Google’s virus tracking app favours the rich
You must have expensive phones
The smartphone-based system proposed by Apple and Google to track whether a person has encountered a person infected with the coronavirus, and take appropriate action such as casting them out of their community with other lepers is controversial. But it seems we don’t really have to worry much about it, because the greatest software minds in Google and Apple are behind it and have assumed that the world is all buying the latest phones as they come out.

Apple’s new “cheap” phone unlikely to save it
It is so out of date it is practically steam driven
Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s bid to interest the Chinese with a “cheap” version is getting much mock in Bejing.

Apple still suffering in China
A little trouble in Big China
Fruity cargo cult Apple is selling 20 percent less phones in China than it did last year.

Apple 5G phone is on schedule
iPhone 12 that is
Many outlets covered the rumor that Apple plans to delay its 5G iPhone because of COVID-19 and Foxconn production capacity issues but as we suspected, the rumors turn out to be premature.

Apple slashes prices in China
Situation is grave when that happens
While many Chinese phone vendors are reporting that sales are starting to go up again, Apple is not one of them because it is behind on 5G.

Inside Apple’s dysfunctional internal technology department
It is like Game of Thrones, with the wrong type of boobies
Apple’s Information Systems & Technology [IS&T] department which builds much of the company's internal technology tools is completely paranoid and dysfunctional, according to a former staffer.

Apple’s latest software has a crashing bug
Can’t handle big stuff
Mac users are experiencing occasional system crashes after updating to macOS Catalina version 10.15.4, released a few weeks ago and it turns out that the software might not be up to snuff.

Hacker takes over Apple webcam
Is amazed at how dull their life is
The Tame Apple Press is mortified to discover that a hacker has managed to find three holes in Safari and use them to take control of the camera of any Apple PC.

Apple getting more evil, claims rival
Anti-competative
Tile, which helps users find missing items,said it is completely lost why the convicted monopolist Apple's anti-competative antics are getting worse.