Next generation Android cleans Apple's clock 

Following the disappointing Phone 14 Pro and the iPhone 14 Pro Max launches the Tame Apple Press are having to recognise that the next generation of Android will out perform Apple.

Unfair to other boardgames, and might require some diplomacy 

Indonesia's competition regulator, the succinctly titled Komisi Pengawas Persaingan Usaha (KPPU) has alleged that Google has violated local anti-monopoly laws.

Apparently offering less for more is no longer an effective price strategy 

Pre-orders for the iPhone 14 Plus have dropped showing its cunning plan of offering base models in standard and larger 'plus' sizes, as opposed to last year's 'mini' - is a failure.

Dorset Echo goes a little bonkers

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been able to get away with murder over the years thanks to its religiously inspired fanboys. Now it seems Apple has felt the need to test their faith by releasing an iPhone is dangerous – at least according to the Dorset Echo.

Ignore what Musk tells you 

Despite claims from Apple, Elon Musk and some other car makers, fully self driving cars are going to be impossible because robots will need humans for a long time.

Update on day one

Fruity-cargo cult Apple did not ship its latest iOS in its iPhone 14 release for reasons known only to Steve Jobs.

Apple fanboys up in arms

Apple fanboys are shocked to discover that Apple has released yet another operating system which was borked and is draining the life from their shiny toys in minutes.

Much better scores than in Geekbench

Although the first results in Geekbench did not show a lot of improvement, it appears that the A16 Bionic chip is not that bad as AnTuTu scores shows a decent improvement.

Looks like you just can't invent them

Samsung has mocked Apple for its inability to invent a folding phone. 

Another bit of hype thrown in the dustbin

Apple's iOS is getting gutted before its release date -- which is supposed to be today.