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Apple planning to move to ARM for Macs
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 30 January 2018 12:29

Apple planning to move to ARM for Macs

 
Tame Apple Press demands AMD and Intel should surrender immediately

It is all over for Intel and AMD chip market according to the Tame Press because the fruity cargo cult is going to build its own chips.

Apple might not make another iPhone SE
Published in News
Tuesday, 30 January 2018 12:09

Apple might not make another iPhone SE


If one arrives, it will be the same as the old one

KGI Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo issued a research note today that casts doubt on rumours about a second-generation iPhone SE launching in the second quarter of 2018.

Apple starts to kill off its server functionality
Published in News


In other news, iOS still had a server functionality

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is finally giving up on its server based flavours of OS X.

Apple's new iPad advert is annoying
Published in News
Friday, 26 January 2018 10:34

Apple's new iPad advert is annoying


Anger on the web

Apple's advert for the multi-tasking capability of the iPad Pro and iOS 11 is managing to get people really cross.

Apple’s crisis has revealed more user assault and battery
Published in Mobiles


One of the reasons why Apple is a closed company


Apple’s decision to allow an app to show battery life on its iPhones might stave off class suits but has revealed another reason for the company’s secret nature.

Qualcomm  to appeal $1.23 billion fine
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 24 January 2018 13:30

Qualcomm to appeal $1.23 billion fine


Anti-trust

The European Commission announced that it would be fining Qualcomm $1.23 billion, for abusing its market position between 2011 and 2016, related to its relationship with Apple.

iPhone battery biting is apparently a thing
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 24 January 2018 11:56

iPhone battery biting is apparently a thing


More proof that Apple fanboys are removing themselves from the gene pool

Just because Apple charges you more than an iPhone’s weight in gold does not mean you should bite it to prove it is valuable.

Apple claims “everyone can code”
Published in News
Tuesday, 23 January 2018 10:51

Apple claims “everyone can code”


Well other than the guy who does our clock software

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, which appears to have forgotten its irony pills, is launching an initiative for kids called “everyone can code”.

Apple set to abandon iPhone X
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 22 January 2018 11:08

Apple set to abandon iPhone X


Will be quietly offed in Summer

It appears that Apple is starting to doubt that its policy of charging its users double for a product which was pretty much the same as an earlier model has proved to be a disaster and it is set to walk away from the iPhone X.

Apple magnanimously permits users to stop throttling themselves
Published in Mobiles


Lawsuits will do that

The fruity cargo cult Apple is set to pull the plug on secret battery saving technology which degraded the performance of the phone.