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Microsoft update kills the iCloud
Published in Cloud
Tuesday, 20 November 2018 11:49

Microsoft update kills the iCloud


… and so we were saved

Software king of the world Microsoft has penned an update which is so good it looks down on less useful software from Apple.

Apple slashes production on three iPhone models
Published in Mobiles


A month after launch few are buying

Fruity cargo cult Apple has slashed production on three of its iPhone cash cows as users finally start to reject its “charge you more money for a mid-range phone” policy.

Tim Cook defends multibillion-dollar Google search deal
Published in News


I know I am normally banging on about privacy but…

Apple’s supreme Dalek Tim Cook has been called out over his company’s privacy hypocrisy after singing the praises of a multibillion-dollar search deal with Google.

Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches
Published in News
Thursday, 15 November 2018 12:49

Apple investments causing hedge funds headaches


Several funds in trouble but they are still buying

Dumb-arsed Wall Street investors who never read Fudzilla placed their funds in danger by putting money into Apple.

iPhone cash cow being killed off by the mid-range phones
Published in Mobiles


Same functions for half the price

Apple’s most scary rival is not the makers of other high-end phones but mid-range phones coming out of China.

Intel XMM 8160 5G silence XMM 8060
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 November 2018 17:47

Intel XMM 8160 5G silence XMM 8060


From 2G to 5G in 2H 2019

Intel has announced its XMM 8160 5G modem that supports all the "Gs" from 2G to 5G NR and it plans to ship the modem in 2H 2019 so expect it in phones and PCs in early 2020.

iPhoneX explodes after update
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 14 November 2018 12:29

iPhoneX explodes after update


Apple's quack software team strikes again

An overpriced iPhoneX exploded after the unfortunate Apple fanboy owner tried to install an update.

Apple’s super security chip is all about lock downs
Published in PC Hardware


Attempt to kill third-party repairs

The Tame Apple Press has made much ado about the fruity cargo cult Apple’s super cool game-changing T2 security chip which is supposed to make Macs like Fort Knox.  But according to the Verge, the T2 chip is a nasty bit of DRM whose main job is to lock down Apple devices from third-party repair services.

Apple shares tank on iPhone sales warnings
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 13 November 2018 10:48

Apple shares tank on iPhone sales warnings


Who would have thought an overpriced phone would be such a loser?

Fruity cargo cult Apple's share price has fallen after its suppliers warned that their bottom lines would be taking a caning due to poor sales of the iPhone.

Apple admits more quality problems in iPhones and MacBooks
Published in Mobiles


We charged you more and you paid it

It looks like those who thought they were getting value for money by spending more on the new iPhones and MacBooks will be disappointed – Apple appears to have admitted its build quality has slipped.