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Apple lays off more Project Titan staff
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 28 February 2019 11:49

Apple lays off more Project Titan staff


190 clearing out their desks

Fruity cargo cult Apple has reduced the numbers of its Project Titan staff by 190, indicating that is giving up on the technology.

How much is an iPhone really worth?
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 27 February 2019 10:27

How much is an iPhone really worth?


In terms of salary and the all important beer index

The flaw in Apple’s cunning plan to make shedloads of cash flogging its expensive gear in third world country’s has been shown up by an amusing BankmyCell study.

AAC Tech suffers from Apple rot
Published in News
Tuesday, 26 February 2019 11:19

AAC Tech suffers from Apple rot


Apple supplier sees stock plunge after profit warning 

Apple supplier AAC Technologies saw its shares drop 13 per cent after the acoustic component maker said it expected first quarter net profit to fall as much as 75 percent due to reduced orders.

Apple abandoning Intel chips on Macs
Published in News
Monday, 25 February 2019 12:06

Apple abandoning Intel chips on Macs


Wants to move to ARM

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn which claims that Apple is going to move its Macs off Intel chips and run something based on ARM.

Apple closes stores to avoid Texas patent trolls
Published in News


After all, it can't be because Texans don't buy Apple

The Tame Apple Press is claiming that Apple is closing both of its retail stores in the Eastern District of Texas to protect itself from patent trolls.

Apple makes another QA blunder
Published in PC Hardware
Monday, 25 February 2019 11:15

Apple makes another QA blunder

Security DRM chip really borked

The fruity cargo cult Apple, which has traded on the fact that its higher-price tag was supposed to bring extra quality, has made a QA blunder that cheap and cheerful companies would not make.

Apple to merge iPhone, iPad and Mac apps
Published in News
Thursday, 21 February 2019 12:28

Apple to merge iPhone, iPad and Mac apps


Even though it said users didn’t want it

Fruity cargo cult Apple is merging its iPhone and Mac Apps by 2021 despite previously saying users did not want it.

Qualcomm wants US regulators to ban some iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 20 February 2019 11:22

Qualcomm wants US regulators to ban some iPhones


Change your minds

Qualcomm is urging US trade regulators to reverse a judge’s ruling and ban the import of some Apple iPhones in a long-running patent fight between the two companies.

Huawei dared to try to steal Apple’s secrets
Published in News
Tuesday, 19 February 2019 11:47

Huawei dared to try to steal Apple’s secrets


Not sure why they wanted old technology

Huawei conducted a campaign to steal Apple's trade secrets, according to a story published in the Information.

Berkshire flogs off Apple and Oracle shares
Published in News
Friday, 15 February 2019 11:58

Berkshire flogs off Apple and Oracle shares


Buys a nice red hat instead

Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway has trimmed its stake in iPhone maker Apple in a sign that the shine has come off the fruity cargo cult.