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India sharpens its antitrust stick and Apple squirms
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The Fruity Cargo Cult whinges that it might be fined billions

India’s new antitrust law has given its competition watchdog the freedom to calculate penalties using global turnover, and Job’s Mob is already clutching its pearls about the consequences.

Intel circles the wagons after TSMC lawsuit over exec hire
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Insists it has done nothing wrong as talent wars flare up

Troubled Chipzilla is digging in after TSMC accused one of its newly hired vice presidents of breaching a nondisclosure agreement.

Analyst claims TSMC could leapfrog Apple by 2030
Published in News
Wednesday, 26 November 2025 10:35

Analyst claims TSMC could leapfrog Apple by 2030


Job's Mob can't hide behind its walled garden for much longer

The AI boom is giving TSMC a roaring tailwind while the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple clings to its glory years and hopes no one notices it has not invented a genuinely new product in yonks.

TSMC races to build more 2nm fabs as demand crushes capacity
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Taiwan’s chip colossus digs deeper into its pockets

The boss of the world’s biggest chip foundry has admitted that TSMC cannot churn out enough silicon to satisfy the world’s appetite.

Apple clings to Tim Cook while its talent legs it
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Bloomberg pours cold water on CEO-exit fantasies as engineers flee for shinier toys

The fruity cargo cult, Apple cannot even manage a clean rumour cycle these days, with Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman now rubbish­ing earlier claims that Tim Cook was about to shuffle off the CEO perch next year.

Nokia bets big in US
Published in News
Monday, 24 November 2025 09:11

Nokia bets big in US


Invests billions away from Finland

Former rubber boot maker Nokia is chucking billions into the US as it tries to make its networking gear look clever enough for the AI circus.

Intel spies a fresh payday in fancy packaging
Published in PC Hardware


US customers eye local options

Advanced packaging is shaping up to be a massive prospect for Troubled Chipzilla as US chip designers start sniffing around for someone nearby to wrap their shiny silicon.

Apple's "bargain-bin" headset dream dies on the vine
Published in Mobiles


Vision Pro trainwreck continues

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is going to kill off its "cheaper version" of its hugely overpriced Vision Pro headset. 

Apple rumoured to be giving up on the Mac Pro
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 18 November 2025 10:20

Apple rumoured to be giving up on the Mac Pro


Why does it even exist?

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that Apple is about to walk away from its Mac Pro range.

Apple fanboys snap up pricey iPhone Pocket without blinking
Published in Mobiles


Limited edition sock proves taste is optional if it has an Apple label

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has sold out its iPhone Pocket, which is selling so well despite being an overpriced sock.