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Linux smashes through five per cent desktop share in the US
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2025 really is the year of Linux on the desktop

For the first time ever, Linux has clawed its way past the five per cent desktop market share barrier in the United States so maybe 2025 is finally the much predicted year of Linux on the desktop.

Apple told to pull finger on AI
Published in News
Tuesday, 15 July 2025 10:08

Apple told to pull finger on AI


Investors want big deals as Apple's technology rubbish

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is being pushed by jittery investors to rip up its usual playbook and get serious about artificial intelligence after a disastrous year for its share price.

Qualcomm might roll out proper smartwatch chip
Published in IoT


Snapdragon Wear W6 ditches recycled silicon for something bespoke

The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell on earth yarn claiming that Qualcomm is finally going to take the wearable market seriously.

Apple delays smart home hub again
Published in IoT
Monday, 14 July 2025 10:14

Apple delays smart home hub again


Siri’s half-baked AI brains not ready for prime time

The fruity cargo cult Apple has quietly postponed its shiny new Smart Home Hub until next year, as its much-hyped AI features, including the so-called “Personalised Siri,” are still not fit for public use.

Apple punts M5 MacBook Pro to 2026
Published in News
Friday, 11 July 2025 09:40

Apple punts M5 MacBook Pro to 2026


MacBook launch cycle slips while shelves still groan with unsold M4 stock

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly planning to delay its next MacBook Pro refresh, with the M5 models now tipped to arrive in the first half of 2026 rather than the usual late 2025 slot.

Apple's A19 Pro benchmark leak dodgy
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 10 July 2025 11:07

Apple's A19 Pro benchmark leak dodgy


Obvious iOS error 

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s much-hyped A19 Pro is already the subject of benchmark leaks, and just like every other year, the Tame Apple Press are lapping it up without engaging its brain. 

Nvidia hits $4 trillion and shows Apple the door
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AI chip maker's epic rise leaves the competition in the dust

The AI chip peddler Nvidia just became the first company in history to tip over the $4 trillion valuation mark, elbowing past the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple and Microsoft on the Nasdaq on 10 July.

Apple scrubs the transparency from its showy new UI
Published in News


Liquid glass now looks more like cheap frosted plastic

Fruity cargo cult Apple has spent the latest iOS 26 beta dialling down its vista-clone Liquid Glass, the see-through design it hyped at WWDC.

Sabih Khan replaces Williams as Apple’s operations boss
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Needs to sort out supply chain mess

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has just named Sabih Khan as its new Chief Operations officer and given him the poisoned chalace of sorting out Job's Mob's supply chain mess.

BOE takes lead in Macbook screens as US urges reshoring
Published in Graphics


Chinese supplier dominates 

Chinese display giant BOE is now the fruit cargo cult Apple’s top supplier for MacBook panels, shipping more than half of the company’s screens this year.