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Samsung bets big on 2nm SF2P
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Friday, 29 August 2025 10:08

Samsung bets big on 2nm SF2P


Korean giant eyes redemption with second-gen GAA node

Samsung’s messy 3nm debut may soon be old news as attention shifts to its 2nm GAA roadmap.

Trump’s stake deal was all about locking Intel into foundry
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Real countries have fabs

Intel has been strong-armed into holding on to its bleeding foundry business after Donald Trump’s administration tied subsidies to an equity grab.

EU antitrust boss warns Trump not to mess with tech laws
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Brussels hints trade deal could collapse 

The EU’s competition chief Teresa Ribera has warned that Brussels must be ready to ditch its freshly minted trade deal with the US if Donald Trump presses ahead with threats to neuter Europe’s digital rules in favour of Google, Microsoft, Apple, and Meta.

Cue pushes Apple to splash cash on AI startups
Published in AI
Wednesday, 27 August 2025 09:53

Cue pushes Apple to splash cash on AI startups


Cook still doesn’t fancy doing anything bold or expensive

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s services overlord Eddy Cue is apparently desperate to blow some cash on big-name AI firms, though his past ideas, like snapping up Netflix and Tesla, were promptly exterminated by supreme dalek Tim Cook.

German court slaps Apple over ‘carbon neutral’ Watch
Published in IoT


Eucalyptus offsets and marketing waffle don’t cut it in Berlin

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has been told to stop flogging its Watches as "carbon neutral" in Germany after a court decided the claim was a load of old cobblers.

Musk's xAI sues Apple and OpenAI over chatbot monopoly
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If you don't use my AI, I will sue

Elon Musk's AI outfit xAI has lobbed a lawsuit at the Fruity Cargo Cult Apple and its AI darling OpenAI, accusing them of colluding to squash competition in the generative chatbot space.

Instagram tops the list of privacy nightmares
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Meta’s chat platforms lead Webshare’s hall of shame for leaky apps

Meta’s Instagram DMs have been named the least private digital service in a damning new study from proxy company Webshare.

US giants queue up for TSMC's Arizona silicon
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TSMC's stateside fabs are in hot demand

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple, Supermicro, Nvidia, and Broadcom are all shoving each other to the front of the queue for production capacity at TSMC’s Arizona factory.

Apple exec accused of creating a toxic hellhole
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Star fitness VP at Job’s Mob allegedly bullied staff and got protected

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s golden fitness guru Jay Blahnik [pictured], once hailed as the genius behind the Apple Watch’s double entendre “Close Your Rings” gimmick, has found himself at the centre of a growing storm over claims of bullying, sexual harassment, and general workplace toxicity.

Wall Street Journal hackette finally notices Apple’s AI is rubbish
Published in AI


Nguyen realises the Pixel 10 actually works

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple’s grip on reality is slipping, and not even its favourite tame journos are buying the hype anymore. Nicole Nguyen [pictured] at the Wall Street Journal appears to have broken ranks after playing with Google’s Pixel 10.