Apple spins carbon neutral aspirations
Need TSMC and Foxconn to get on board.
The fruity cargo cult known as Apple claims that it will be carbon neutral in ten years, but apparently that positive statement is dependent on its suppliers.
Apple’s Epic battle kicks off
Law suits and pure comedy
Fruity cargo cult Apple has stupidly engaged in a war with Epic – the makers of Fortnite.
Evil Apple takes on pear
Apple invented all fruity logos
Fruity cargo cult Apple is involved in rather an evil display of its mighty briefs after taking offence at a woman who ran a business using a pear logo.
Tim Cook is a billionaire
As Apple's share prices increase
Apple chief executive Tim Cook has moved into the billionaire club as the tech firm's share price continues to soar.
Russian watchdog barks at Apple
Antitrust
Fruity cargo cult Apple appears to have angered the Russians with its control of the mobile apps market.
Tame Apple Press shocked as Office macros infect iOS machines
Apparently, they believed they were invulnerable
The Tame Apple Press is shocked and amazed that their Macs are vulnerable to Microsoft Office files that have macros embedded.
Apple's marketing supremo replaced by deputy
Will work as a "fellow" who reports to Cook
Fruity cargo cult Apple announced that its longtime marketing boss Phil Schiller will step down from his role and be replaced by one of his deputies, Greg Joswiak, who now has Schiller's former title of vice president of worldwide marketing.
Chinese outfit sues Apple for more than a billion
That Siri inovation was ours
Chinese artificial intelligence company Shanghai Zhizhen Intelligent Network Technology, also known as Xiao-i has filed a lawsuit against Apple, alleging it nicked its AI ideas for Siri
Apple kills Dark Sky for Android
We now own it we dont have to provide a service to infidels
Popular weather app Dark Sky ended support for Android and Wear OS over the weekend. Android Dark Sky users report that the app is no longer working and that it presents the user with a message saying that the "app has shut down".
Steve Jobs blocked Amazon Kindle purchases
Antitrust inquiry into Apple's antics
According to a collection of internal emails recently released by lawmakers, as part of the House Judiciary Committee's antirust probe into Apple, a series of Amazon advertisements prompted Steve Jobs and Phil Schiller to block in-app purchases of Kindle books on iOS.