A much better idea than allowing staff to negotiate with management

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple has hired an anti-union law firm known for high-profile clients such as Starbucks, McDonald's and Nissan.

Anti-trust

Apple’s App Store rules have hampered Coinbase’s product roadmap and the outfit has slammed Jobs’ Mob for banning features from its app and generally not being friendly with the cryptocurrency industry.

Warning to Musk

Apple’s cunning plan to screw more money out of users by making them pay extra for a charger has run into trouble in Brazil (picture shows Brazilian Dodge Charger as opposed to a charger dodge).

iPhones will scan for naked bodies

Fruit and nutty cargo cult Apple has decided to purge all naked bodies from iPhones and will scan for what its software experts say are “sexually explicit images” in the Messages app on iPhones, iPads, and Macs.

Good luck with that

The Tame Apple Press claims that Apple’s coming iPhone 14 will come with photography enhancements which will make them look prettier.

Apparently, it is because they love their company so much -- a love about to be tested

Workers in Atlanta, Georgia, have become the first US Apple Store staff to file an official request to hold a union vote with America's National Labor Relations Board.

You have to push them 

In a move which copies Apple, Tesla has stopped selling chargers for its electric cars meaning that users will have to spend even more money if they expect their expensive piles of junk to move.

So much for app store protection

The fruit and nutty Cargo cult Apple has been approving scam apps which make you pay them for a subscription before they let you shut down your phone.

Probably not that trustworthy after all

Trusted Reviews has published a story claiming that Apple software is better at defeating viruses than any other operating system.

Nine new Macs going to get them

The Tame Apple Press is starting to hype Apple’s next generation of processors claiming that the M2 will appear in nine machines.