Does not look like you can upgrade anything on the thing

Fruity cargo cult Apple does not look like it will be allowing businesses who have shelled out up to $50,000 on its Mac Pros to carry out GPU upgrades.

China getting too problematic

Fruity cargo-cult Apple wants to shift its production to a place where it will have less trouble with the authorities and has settled on a place which is great for worker pay and conditions -- India.

Armed offenders called 

Armed police were called to an Australian gym after an Apple watch doxed its owner and called them.

Just a bit cheaper

Early reviewers of Apple’s Homepod are supprised that the speaker system sounds exactly the same as the old one which Jobs’ Mob discontinued two years ago.

Otherwise your device is just another brick in the wall

Apple is forcing its Apple TV users to buy an iPhone.

More CPU and GPU cores

Today, at its dedicated event, Apple has unveiled new M2 Pro and M2 Max SoC, adding both more CPU and GPU cores, more L2 cache, and unified memory, as well as the latest WiFi 6E and 8K HDMI support, all in order to power the new MacBook Pro and Mac mini devices.

Apple watches could be banned in the US

Fruity-cargo cult Apple could see its watches banned from the United States after a court ruled that it stole tech and staff from a medical instrument outfit called Masimo.

Why not solder in the RAM?

After Apple turned its Mac Pro into a giant $6000 cheese grater, we have been waiting to see how the fruity cargo cult could mess up its flagship product even further.

5G chips not good enough

Apple has told suppliers that it has canceled plans to release a fourth-generation iPhone SE in 2024 and appears to be having trouble getting its own 5G chip going.

Illegally harvesting iPhone owners' data

While the Tame Apple Press applauded Job's Mob's moves to tackle privacy issues from Facebook and other clients, it appears that the French data protection authority, CNIL was less impressed.