Mind the Gap

It seems that Apple did not remove the headphone jack to allow it to provide more space after all.

We hate you all

Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.

This is going to hurt

On the day that Apple’s iPhone 7 went on sale in Japan, it’s emerged that it’s been told to pay a hefty $118 million (¥12 billion) by government tax authorities in the country.

We thought this might be the case

It  look like Apple marketing might convince Americans to renew their phone but even the Tame Apple Press admits that Jobs’ Mob is not having much luck convincing the Chinese.

Think of the children

Upgrading your iPhone might cause a few problems for parents who don’t like their children seeing online porn.

But no one is talking about numbers

The fruity tax dodger Apple is seeing its share price soar on the back of industry spin about the iPhone 7’s success, but there are actually no signs that the shiny toy is doing as well as the Tame Apple Press would have you believe.

Koreans think it is an over reaction

Korean experts are getting a little miffed at the way that the US government is handling Samsung’s Galaxy Note 7 recall and is starting to suspect that it is an attempt to protect Apple.

Slight upgrade compared to the last generation

While Apple was not keen to reveal any precise specifications regarding its new iPhone 7 and iPhone 7 Plus smartphones, a listing on TENAA confirms the battery size in both of these smartphones and a couple of first reviews do confirm  longer battery life.

Hit the road jack

The Tame Apple Press is telling the world that Samsung is so impressed with Jobs’ Mob’s "brave move" to purge the headphone jack it is set to copy it.

No advantage to customers at all – it is all about the money

Fruity tax dodger Apple’s moves to replace the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 were nothing about users and everything about its Beats racket.