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Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed software on its Macs which stop people doing any work on the outdated computers they have spent a fortune buying.

Comment: Two tax dodgers have a handbag war over morality

Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to take the moral high ground against Facebook and neither side really understand that they should be shutting their mouths and staying quiet.

You get the security you pay for... oh

Red-faced Apple has had to fix a security flaw caused by its expensive laptops leaving the factory with Intel's "manufacturing mode" still switched on.

Woz U borrowed a little too much from Wikipedia

Apple co-founder and part-time Dancing Queen Steve Wozniak’s coding 33-week program training called Woz U is in trouble after students complained it was borked.

Former engineer spins the beans

Apple turned against customers and its employees after the death of co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs; a fired Apple engineer claims in a lawsuit.

"Non-existent" Malware never spotted

An Ohio man used Apple malware he wrote to spy on kids for 14 years.

New iPhone's only cost an extra $20 to make

Teardowns and cost outfit  IHS Markit has completed its preliminary physical review of the new iPhone XS Max and said that it comes with a bill of materials of US$390 – just $20 higher than the BOM for the iPhone X.

UK watchdog wants proof it works

The Tame Apple Press is furious with the UK for not seeing that Apple's new watch software is super cool and wonderful and worth handing over a fortune for.

Apple kit highly desirable

A report said that nine Apple stores have suffered daylight robberies during the last month.

Dance of the dying cash cow

Despite what is written in the Tame Apple Press, smart money is predicting that sales of iPhone will continue to fall over the next year.