Will launch in the spring

The fruity cargo-cult Apple's attempt to force users to spend a fortune on wireless earbuds which they will always lose and have to replace are going to enter into their second generation this Spring.

Reuters confirmed what we said in December

Johny Srouji, Apple’s senior vice president of hardware technologies, was rumored to become a new Intel CEO but instead he got a rocky ride to build a modem for Apple. This is again our "we told you so moment" as we suggested that this will happen and the last time we wrote about it was in mid-December, or months before Reuters.

It never worked

The software genie in Apple have admitted that their “do not track features” in Safari have never really worked.

Jobs’ Mob does not say why

Apple’s retail chief, Angela Ahrendts has made a surprise exit from the cult’s flying saucer, and people are wondering why.

All the hype in the world could not save it

A new survey has shown that Apple’s entry into the smart speaker market has failed to compete with much cheaper offerings from Amazon and Google.

US House of Representatives wants to know why it did not act quicker

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s business model of ignoring security issues until they become a crisis is being questioned by the US government.

Saves having to provide the tech

Under the bonnet of iOS 12.2 update Apple is claiming it can run AT&T’s “5G E” standard on iPhones.

Although it is a question of who surrendered to whom

US technology giant Apple said it had reached a deal with France to pay an undeclared amount of back-dated tax however no one seems to be saying how much it paid.

And the US locked up the kid for talking about it

A 13-year-old boy visiting family in Indiana has been charged with "intimidation” after asking Siri how to shoot up a school.

I have several jobs that pay more in your area

The Apple executive who led the Siri team since 2012 has been removed as head of the project in a sweeping strategy shift.