Installs a cat flap

Search engine Google is upgrading its quantum computer with a few more potentially alive or dead cats.

Potentially dead and alive market

Software giant Intel has decided that there is money to be had in making quantum chips which are based on whether or not a theoretical cat is potentially dead or alive, or just popped out for a bit.

We sold our soul to Devil's Canyon

AMD's Project Quantum PC system, with graphics powered by two of the new Fiji GPUs may have got the pundits moist but it has been discovered that the beast has Intel inside

IBM has Quantum breakthrough

IBM  has revealed a new quantum chip which may or may not exist.

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