Wall Street uninterested in Qualcomm and Arm's brilliant results
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Great results can’t please anyone

The reaction to Qualcomm and Arm’s stonking results is more proof that Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs don't really know anything.

NASDAQ shares rise again
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Wednesday, 29 January 2025 09:18

NASDAQ shares rise again


Market realises it made an expensive mistake

The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.

Marvell’s market cap surges past Intel
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Monday, 09 December 2024 11:29

Marvell’s market cap surges past Intel


Claims to be the new Nvidia

Marvell Technology's stock price has risen dramatically this year, climbing 95 percent and pushing its market capitalisation above Intel.

Marvell beats estimates
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Wednesday, 04 December 2024 11:47

Marvell beats estimates


AI Marvell

Marvell Technology has forecasted its fourth-quarter revenue to be above estimates, driven by strong demand for its custom artificial intelligence (AI) chips.

Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit
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Wednesday, 04 December 2024 11:42

Intel investors worry about Kicking Pat’s exit


Share prices fall six per cent

The cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are worried about Intel’s future after the surprise “retirement” of Pat [Kicking] Gelsinger this week.

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings
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Thursday, 21 November 2024 08:46

Nvidia reports strong quarterly earnings


Wall Street not impressed with record profits

Proving that they don’t know their arse from their elbow, the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were not impressed by Nvidia’s brilliant quarterly earnings and optimistic projections.

Intel’s shares fall on the back of Arrow Lake disaster
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Chipzilla can’t get a break

Chipzilla’s share price took a significant hit today, dropping nearly 4.5 per cent as the Cocane Nose Jobs of Wall Street decided that the company’s Arrow Lake launch was a damp squib.  

Qualcomm reports strong fourth quarter earnings
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More buybacks

Qualcomm reported robust fourth-quarter earnings  exceeding Wall Street expectations and projecting a strong December quarter.

Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge
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Friday, 01 November 2024 10:06

Apple shrugs off €10 Billion EU tax charge


Still makes a profit who cares?

Legions of Apple fanboys who insist on buying its products propped up the fruity cargo cult despite its one-time €10.2 billion tax charge linked to a long-standing European tax ruling

Intel surprises Wall Street
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Friday, 01 November 2024 09:46

Intel surprises Wall Street


It appears that a turnaround is happening

Chipzilla appears to have surprised Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs by returning with much better-than-expected results.