Market realises it made an expensive mistake

The red-faced cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street were rushing to buy tech shares yesterday after realising that they had made a mistake about a Chinese AI firm wiping out Western business.

Hardware share prices crash

In a moment of true stupidity, Wall Street's cocaine nose jobs created a panic in NASDAQ shares yesterday after it was revealed that a Chinese AI upstart had managed to get an AI running with less hardware and power than the West.

Blames Apple

Facebook is blaming Apple as its shares plummeted 26 per cent, the biggest single-day slide in market value for a US company.

Even if it did work

Nasdaq and Citigroup have abandoned a big Blockchain project because, while it worked, the costs outweighed the benefits.

Hoping that Chinese licensing will make money and VR will perform 

Fudzilla was the first to report that AMD is working with several Chinese partners on a server deal and the recent announcement of its partnership with THATIC was one of the main reasons for a spike in sales.

Another Midway situation in the making?

Easy pickings

So called blended attack