Sex pests will have to use old technology for now

Apple has decided to delay the release of a new version of its tool of choice for sex pests, the Air Tag.

Preventing short-sightedness

Fruity cargo cult Apple has installed a tool on its iPhone which tells users if they are holding the screen too close to their face.

Explosion in the numbers

Fruity cargo-cult Apple has been sued for creating a crime wave of stalkers with its Apple tag product.

Modems are hard

Even though Apple acquired Intel's modem business unit, the company failed to materialize its in-house 5G modem that works in the worldwide market. Shortly before the iPhone's announcement, it was announced that Apple still sticks with the Qualcomm modems.

Too expensive to use A17 Pro for vanilla iPhone 15

Apple is the first of many who started using the TSMC N3 3nm process for its latest SoC, and even for Apple, it is not easy to eat the manufacturing cost. 

Tame Apple Press claims ALL phones do that

Early adopters of Apple's iPhone 15 have taken to social media to complain that the expensive new phone is overheating.

Doctorow dubs Apple scum

While the Tame Apple Press bangs on about how Apple is saving the world with its right-to-repair policy, the company is fighting it at every turn according to science fiction author/blogger/technology activist Cory Doctorow.

Hard sell even for them

The Tame Apple Press, which has been mainly selling its credibility to market Apple products for years, has finally admitted that the iPhone 15 range is boring.

So much for bulletproof

Fruity cargo-cult Apple’s move to expensive titanium cases on its new iPhone range has not been worth the extra money as users are already complaining they are too easy to scratch.

Otherwise, it is the same as last year’s phone

The Tame Apple Press has been extremely moist about Apple’s new range of iPhones while quietly moaning behind the scenes that there is nothing to see.