Apple's bezel battle
Trimming a bit off the sides
The Tame Apple Press is apparently so desperate to whip up a frenzy over the next iPhone 16 that it is scratching its head to find something in the rumours that makes it sound interesting. Apparently, the big news is that Job’s Mob going to shave a bit off the bezel.
M3 Macbook Air - same old, same old
About as fixable as the Middle East
The iFixit team have voided the latest M3 MacBook Air warranty to see how repairable it is and discovered that there is not much difference under the bonnet from the last model.
Apple schmoozes as anti-trust concerns deepen
Visits White House 87 times in just four years
Fruity cargo cult Apple supremo Tim Cook, is hoping to head off anti-trust investigations with a White House charm offensive.
Apple escalates Epic Games war
Blocks Fortnite on iOS in Europe
Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided it can’t get enough of fights with Epic Games and the EU and has escalated the row.
Apple shares hit rock bottom as investors lose faith
Mimicking Microsoft under Steve Ballmer
Apple's share price has fallen for the last few weeks. Today, it hit a low for the year, closing at €156.86.
Apple sued for playing monopoly
Cloud scams made users pay more
Fruity cargo cult Apple is facing a lawsuit accusing the tech giant of running an illegal monopoly over digital storage for its customers.
Xiaomi boss Lei Jun stunned by Jobs' Mob's car U-turn
Why couldn't they get it to start?
Self-professed Apple fanboy and Xiaomi boss Lei Jun is stunned after the fruity cargo cult pulled out of the car market.
Apple's car project goes up in smoke
Wasted ten years and millions of quid
Apple has finally given up on its electric car project after ten years of faffing about, changing direction and leadership, and ultimately creating only stories in the Tame Apple Press.
Apple faces probe for killing iPhone web apps in EU
The price for being petulant
Apple could be in hot water over its decision to scrap iPhone web apps in the European Union, the Financial Times reports.
Microsoft tried to flog Bing to Apple but got snubbed
It probably wished it had bought it now
Microsoft offered to sell its Bing search engine to Apple in 2018, Google claimed in a court paper this month.