Apple Malware detection is easy to bypass
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Tuesday, 15 August 2023 12:31

Apple Malware detection is easy to bypass


Depends too much on prayers to St Steve Jobs

The Mac's built-in malware detection tool is apparently so easy to bypass it might as well not be there, according to a Mac security researcher.

Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 14 August 2023 11:28

Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch


At least according to rumours

The dark satanic rumour mill is suggesting that Apple is preparing to undo the shift to USB-C by being a bit stupid about it.

Foxconn expects electronics sales to fall
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Monday, 14 August 2023 11:02

Foxconn expects electronics sales to fall


Apple supplier sees profits slow

Apple supplier Foxconn reported a one per cent drop in second-quarter net profit, as global economic woes hurt demand for smart consumer electronics.

Judge allows Apple to pay up in phone throttling case
Published in Mobiles


After a long-running court battle

A US court has signed off on a deal where Apple pays money to owners of older iPhones in what was dubbed as one of the "one of the largest consumer frauds in history."

Big Tech mulls leaving the UK
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Monday, 14 August 2023 10:27

Big Tech mulls leaving the UK


Too much post Brexit regulation

Big Tech is considering leaving the UK because they are being swamped with more regulation than they see in the EU.

Tame Apple Press wrong about TSMC deal
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Thursday, 10 August 2023 11:57

Tame Apple Press wrong about TSMC deal


Analyst says Apple is treated the same as everyone else

The Tame Apple Press has been telling the world+dog that TSMC is bending over backwards to keep Apple as a client with shed loads of sweeteners.

Apple takes down Damus
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Wednesday, 28 June 2023 11:40

Apple takes down Damus


Claims it could be used to sell digital content

The fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered Damus, a decentralised social networking app backed by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey, to be cast forth from its walled garden of delights for committing sins against the true and holy church.

Apple fangirl shot dead after tracking her stolen car
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Apparently she thought the car thieves would immediately surrender to her superior technology

Four men were arrested in the shooting death of a 61-year-old Bakersfield woman who died after police said she confronted suspects who she thought had stolen her car.

Arrogant Apple claims that it owns the trademark for all apples
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Despite an appearance in the Book of Genesis

Fruity cargo cult Apple has now become so arrogant and deluded that it thinks it owns the trademark on all Apples.

Japan risks angering Google and Apple empires
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 Could be another Battle of Tsushima

A Japanese government panel has risked angering the mighty US tech giants Apple and Google by insisting that they compete fairly in the market.