Chairman Trump continues nationalisation of big tech
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Sets sights on AI

In a bold and visionary step toward national strength and technological sovereignty, the Glorious Republican Party under Chairman Trump has begun formal discussions to bring the miracle of quantum computing under the guidance and ownership of the State.

No one wants the iPhone Air
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Apple slashes output after buyers give it the cold shoulder

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is reportedly slashing production of its iPhone Air after punters decided they’d rather stick with the standard iPhone 17 or the flashier iPhone 17 Pro.

Intel's tick tock has run down
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Intel pivots hard into AI as PC refresh fades

Intel CEO Lip‑Bu Tan and CFO David Zinsner have warned that the outfit is instead prioritising AI server chips over some consumer processors.

Nvidia-backed space data centres put AI in space
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Starcloud plans orbiting GPU boxes claiming 100x compute and free solar juice

Nvidia's AI silicon is headed for orbit as startup Starcloud prepares to launch a data centre in space using H100 GPUs stuffed into a 60-kilogram Starcloud-1 satellite.

Samsung’s 2nm Exynos 2600 still has yield issues
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Industry doubts over Samsung’s ‘premature’ flagship chip

Samsung may have started mass production of its Exynos 2600 for the upcoming Galaxy S26 series, but the Korean giant’s 2nm GAA (gate-all-around) process still appears to be wobbling.